"I have no hesitation whatsoever in making this declaration.

It is the Kaisers love of adulation, sensation + self glorification, that is the foundations of the irritations and indignations that have brought about the present situation.

And there is only one acimunation - his utter obliterations.

And it will be a matter for congratulation if his exterminations should come by strangulation through the participants of the populations of his own nation.

That would cause a cessation of this war of annihilation, a condemnation of fabrication, and would be the salvation of modern civilisation. "

CORPORAL WILFRED HAROLD RAMSDEN